Thursday, August 12, 2010
DONALD DUCK IS A PERVERT?
After rumours about the priest getting a boner in the Little Mermaid and Aladdin whispering dirty things in Princess Jasmine's ear, there's one more thing questioning Disney's "innocent" reputation. The difference is that it has nothing to do with subliminal messages or historical development of fairy tales - it's real!
Allegedly, 27-year-old April Magolon is suing Disney World after Donald Duck groped her breast during a recent visit!!
April is aiming for $50,000 for "negligence, battery, and emotional distress" after Donald caressed her boob with a white-gloved hand, then "made gestures making a joke indicating he had done something wrong" April claims she is suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder and requires the money for treatment.
I don't blame her. If there's anyone you should trust to NOT touch your boob, it's Donald Duck!